1/28/19 Things To Ask Alexa

Time for LME’s 1/28/19 Things To Ask Alexa: queries and statements to try on Alexa for a funny, unexpected or informative response.

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What’s your favorite candy?

Tell me a yo mama joke.
Multiple responses.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Multiple responses.

Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

Surely, you can’t be serious.

Tell me an Avengers joke.
Multiple responses.

What is my mission?
Multiple responses.

All men must die.
A Game of Thrones quote.

How old am I?

Talk like a pirate.

Do you need anything?

To be, or not to be?